The terribly modern equivalent of being shut in a darkened room and being forced by distant relatives to sit through a three-hour slideshow. Each snap takes seemingly hours to describe, with unfunny anecdotes about diarrhoea or mosquito bites. Finally the spectacle descends into an argument: "I never wanted to go on the stupid holiday in the first place, and your mother was right, you are an inconsiderate pig!"
Ummm...
Some of the older stuff here doesn't exactly shine with exemplary web-design or accessibility, but I'm leaving it as it is, not least to remind myself of how far I have come (chiz).