Archive for the 'radio' Category

Not Helping, BBC

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006

A bit of BBC Radio to help my recovery, I thought. World at One can always be relied upon to cover politics without the spluttering interruptions of Today, but now that’s over, what have I got to choose from? Radio 4’s now full of Russel Davies gushing about show tunes. Mmmmnah. Radio 5 - Phil Williams (whom I like) and a discussion about condoms. No ta. Radio 1 - a last resort - bleedin’ Toploader. Yeesh.

Internet, I love you. Let’s never fight again.

At the House of the Black Bogeys

Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Well that’s me knackered. A true Rock and Roll weekend, and no mistake - two five foot fluorescent lights and 12 more square meters of flooring have gone into the loft in the last two days. Now we can properly sort and store twice as much crap that we really ought to chuck out. Hooray! It feels like there’s a whole new room in the house, albeit one that you wouldn’t want to spend any time in. It’s been a blessing that the weather has been of the typical British Summer variety, i.e. rubbish. Anything like normal Summer weather and I’d have been wilting in the heat.

How did I end up with such disgusting nose goblins? Well, although I was good and was wearing a mask for cutting the boards (great new circular saw - nothing pleases a bloke like a fresh power tool, let alone one with a laser), I guess I kicked up enough decade-old dust to sink a battleship, and my nose hoovered up its fair share. Add to the satisfaction of a job well done the fact that my breaks almost exactly coincided with those in the cricket and England are doing us proud again in the Test, and you have practically the perfect weekend for a middle-aged dweeb. Test Match Special and power tools: it doesn’t get much better.

You Beauty!

Sunday, August 7th, 2005

It’s 20 minutes since Jones took the winning catch and my heart is still pounding. Bloody marvellous mate. The Aussies don’t like it up ‘em!

All’s Well With the World

Saturday, August 6th, 2005

England have done us proud (except our captain and number three batsman failed to score yet again…) and, miracle of miracles, Forest won their opening game of the season in the Findus Crispy Pancake League.

Add to that a day at the seaside complete with fish and chips and champagne, and it’s officially a corker.

Fill Your Boots, Lads

Friday, August 5th, 2005

If ever England had a chance against the Aussies, it’s now. McGrath is injured, the sun shone all day while they posted a pretty decent total of four hundred-odd on a good wicket, and immediately the tenth wicket fell, it started chucking it down. We’ll have a lovely overcast start today, and hopefully Hoggard and Flintoff will be skittling them out. I tell you what, though, Vaughan had better start making some runs soon. Captain or no captain, a number 3 batsman has got to stick around in the middle.

A Steady Rather Than Inspired Player

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

It could be a phrase used to describe my poker skills, but no, it refers of course to the Greatest Game in the World.

What is that great game, you ask? Well, its influence is everywhere yet few are true cognoscenti. A web site providing access to an 1827 map of London has but one placename worthy of an exclamation point. Need I say more?

Made my Day

Friday, March 18th, 2005

Just listened to the last episode of That Mitchell and Webb Sound. Very funny. That lead to a google for Olivia Coleman and guess what it said? Green Wing is coming back for a second series! Woo hoo!

Knackered

Thursday, February 10th, 2005

Ten hours’ driving in two days with NO BLOODY RADIO and I’m going slightly bandy. Still, the Bill Bryson CD I was forced to buy is superb. It’s the one where he goes home to the States and tours around. Favourite phrase: “stupid as pig dribble”.

Knackered. Going to bed. How long will I sleep? Shall I start the bidding at 10 hours?