Bollocks.

Forest must win at QPR tomorrow. Even then they could still go down. What would Old Big ‘Ead think?

My phone still has the Brian Clough Memorial Ringtone…

A few pints after footy and a Tandoori Mixed Grill to the good, some fine company and all is peachy. Shame my team lost. Knackers.

Sat watching Newcastle v Sporting Lisbon in the UEFA Cup, and I tell you what, that’s a fantastic opening goal for Kieron Dyer. Not only was it a great finish when he was put through, the thing that Greame Souness will be happiest with is that he had a look up first to see if there was anyone in a better position to square it to.

Not being able to play footy is just sending me round the bend. Still went for the beers and the kebabbage (actually falafelage, a nice change). The social aspect is still great, but I want to kick a bag of wind about! Not fair!

Well, there went Forest’s goal difference. 6 – 0. I ask you. Etc. etc. Arse.

Nightmare! Well, no, not really – my first follow-up consultation following the surgery went well and it looks like it’s healing nicely but ouch! No footy for another three weeks! What am I going to do? I’m handing the Stalwart trophy to some other bugger at the end of the year and no mistake…

I’m glad Iwan Roberts put his teeth in for the signing ceremony at Cambridge United. I’m sure he’ll make a real contribution to the battle for survival. Not that I care too much about that, of course, compared with Forest’s battle to remain in the Championship.

Speaking of teeth, I know it’s not a surprise that there are false teeth on sale on eBay, but for God’s sake, there are 6 bids up to 6.50 for the bloody things! Some people have both far too much time and money. Chiz.

Pshhh. Can’t even beat Rotherham. Oh well, Findus Crispy Pancake league here we come. I don’t like football any more.

Gerrard managed to get himself suspended for the cup tie. At least that means that we have even less chance to waste more effort on the next round of the Cup, and that Gerrard will not miss a league game as a result of his petulence. It’s pretty piss-poor when that’s the best positive you can take away from a game like this. And why was Chris Commons substituted? Injury or managerial brainstorm?

Schoolboy humour at 34 – gotta love it. Second Opinion For Butt Injury

I don’t want to talk about footy. Gary Megson had better sort Forest out in a hurry, otherwise we’ll find ourselves where good old Cloughie found us.