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A lot’s happened, some of it none too pleasant, but everything seems to be under control now. Anyway, it’s amazing what you can find out when you pootle around on Wikipedia:

  1. I am three days older than Claudia Schiffer
  2. The church where I sang in the choir two a half decades ago (!!!) has now gone all soft and namby-pamby and installed a toilet in a corner of the South Transept. To quote the great Ivor Cutler, in my day, people just kept it in.
  3. The Students Union at Manchester no longer has the office that I held, namely Events Officer. That’s not all; the SU newspaper used to be called, in glorious punnage, “Mancunion”. Now it labours under the stark yet functional “Student Direct”.
  4. Wikipedia doesn’t know what “clart” means.

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