A picture of Christopher Biggins and Gary Wilmott together in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! Only one thing could make my joy complete - the girl in the middle, despite looking like her from a distance, is not, alas, Bonnie Langford.

For those in any doubt, BIG FAT F*ING SMILEY. Kill them. Kill them now. As a guide: Biggins is the kind of twonk who says things like “I get very angry when people poo-poo pantomime”.

Now here’s a thing I didn’t know. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was written by Ian Fleming, of James Bond 007 I’m Not Gay Or Owt fame. Rumbled, mate, rumbled.

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